第1位 |
ブレイド3 |
"You cock-juggling thundercunt!" |
第2位 |
キス・キス・バン・バン(2005) |
“Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary, you know what you’ll find?” “A picture
of me?” “No, the definition of the word ‘idiot’ which you fucking are.” |
第3位 |
The Women(1939) |
“There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” |
第4位 |
カジノ |
"Why you shit-kickin', stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherfucker,
you!" |
第5位 |
ザ・プロデューサー |
“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.” |
第6位 |
キャプテン・スーパーマーケット |
“Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin'
but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.” |
第7位 |
ヒットマンズ・レクイエム |
“Let's face it - and I mean no disrespect - you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt
now, you’ve always been a cunt and the only thing that’s gonna change is
you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.” |
第8位 |
バックマン家の人々 |
"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree." |
第9位 |
羊たちの沈黙 |
“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes?
You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than
one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?" |
第10位 |
グッド・ウィル・ハンティング |
"See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years, you’re gonna start doing some thinking of your own, and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don’t do that. And two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin’ education you could’ve got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library." |
第11位 |
サイレントナイト/こんな人質もうこりごり |
“You know what Mom, you know what I’m going to get you next Christmas?
A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices,
you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.” |
第12位 |
スカーフェイス |
"Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a
desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck." |
第13位 |
バッドサンタ |
“You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” |
第14位 |
セクシー・ビースト |
“Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fucking neck ain't you. Retired?
Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like
leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like
a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin,
you know what I mean? You should be ashamed of yourself.” |
第15位 |
In the Loop |
“I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as boring as you. You’re a
real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know that you disapprove of swearing,
so I’ll sort that. You are a boring f-star-star-CUNT!” |
第16位 |
誘拐犯 |
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her
head." |
第17位 |
ギャング・オブ・ニューヨーク |
“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.” |
第18位 |
ミスト |
“The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat
and shit one out.” |
第19位 |
スナッチ |
“Fuck face… I like that one Erroll. I’ll have to remember that one next
time I’m climbing off your mum.” |
第20位 |
フルメタル・ジャケット |
"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!” |
第21位 |
ブレックファースト・クラブ |
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" |
第22位 |
ローズ家の戦争 |
"When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately,
I just want to smash your face in." |
第23位 |
デッドプール |
"If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request." |
第24位 |
モンティ・パイソン・アンド・ホーリー・グレイル |
"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food
trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!" |
第25位 |
イーストウィックの魔女たち |
"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally
reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste,
a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough
to make me sick." |
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